Howdy. I'm Alex. Kasabian, Queen, Arctic Monkeys, The Who and Finger Eleven fan (amongst other rock).
I can't stand the majority of modern music (all that R&B stuff, that isn't actually R&B), unless it's rock, and I mean, proper rock.
Facebook groups, apps and those "Like this and..." statuses annoy me; so do people who are immature and have no manners.
Positive discrimination annoys me too, as it defeats the point of equality.
Pop singers and rappers who call themselves "Rockstars" annoy me; so do McFly, since they covered Don't Stop Me Now.
I play bass, acoustic and electric guitar, as well as keyboard/piano. There is a Union Jack painted on my wall behind me.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ
ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
(via the-anything)
Is it just a coincidence that Walkers are called Lays in America, and that seems to fit in with the typical exercise regime of the countries.
(via ablackguynamedkeith)
Spending ten minutes wrapping someone’s present up, then realising you’ve left the price tag on.
If you read our rubbish, we’re extremely grateful, but we’d be even happier if you watched and reblogged this video.
So this is a list of bad things that Presidents have done. Why’s Abraham Lincoln on there for being homosexual then?
(via ablackguynamedkeith)
Is saying something offensive still offensive if there’s no-one around to be offended?
Not too impressed
So I signed up to be graphic editor (the position didn’t really have a proper name, so I’m calling it that) for the school newsletter a while ago, which basically means I do all the moving text around and putting the pictures in and stuff. Sounds alright. The only problem being that school has crap computers that can’t cope with Windows 7 nor the software. So what does that mean for me? Download the software at home (the free trial, for anyone that suspects I got it illegally) and do it there.
Next problem. The newsletter has to be printed this Thursday, and I only found out last Friday, giving me less than a week to design a whole newsletter (well, it’s only 8 pages, so it’s not really that bad). This was the point that I decided to get Photoshop (that’s “the software” I’m using. I would use InDesign which is much better for publications, but whoever takes over the role of graphic editor probably won’t know how to use that).
So, all I have to do is create an 8 page newsletter, in 6 days in Photoshop. Not too hard. Except I only have half of the articles. Well, not even that. I have two good articles (yes, Simon, one of those is yours. And yes, that is a compliment. Of sorts) and some that look like they’re not quite finished and that have about a dozen grammatical errors that I have to fix.
So, to cut a long story short, I’ve had to create an 8 page newsletter in 6 days, in Photoshop with half of the articles I need and with very little guidance in how my co-graphic editor (who has the sole purpose of telling me what to do) wants it to look like.
So far, I’ve got about four pages done. Sort of. Thankfully, I’ve got almost all of the articles, but I think I’m still missing a few, and I’ve got the rest of tonight and then tomorrow night to do the other half of the newsletter.
But I work well under pressure.
Forgotten to do your homework?
- Forget to do homework.
- Remember day before.
- Create blank Word document.
- Deliberately corrupt it, by opening and changing it in notepad.
- Upload it to school network, night before date due in.
- Open corrupt file at school.
- Blame it on the school network.
- Get away with not doing homework.
